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IT’S 8 AM AND I’M HAVING SOBBING FEELINGS ABOUT HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS

man it’s 7:30 in the morning and all i want to do is get really high

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god i just remembered that i had a cap of the prompt that was dave slathering his dick in peanut butter to try and get jade to suck it

i replied as john and shouted “WRONG ROOM DUDE” at them

i got them a second time and said “SERIOUSLY I’M NOT JADE”

:(

it was really funny

my life sucks

i accidentally closed out of my other saved shots but here are a few of the brief convos i had

i’m really sad i lost some really good shit :(

Your name is INVADER ZIM, and you are destined to rule the planet Earth!  You enjoy VICIOUS MINDGAMES, PLOTTING TO DESTROY THE WORLD, and SUCKING UP TO THE TALLEST.  You’re pretty much the best Irken invader to ever live!  You just wish other people would let you get on with the taking… over… thing.

You tend to speak IN AN INCREDIBLY LO~~UD MANNEr, AND USE A LOT~~ OF EXTRA PUNCTUATIOn!!!  You type with a particularly elegant shade of violet.  (#CD3278)

You may or may not be the THIEF OF SPACE.

kinomatika:

this will at some point in time, be kind of inked and colored.

For now, I implore you - everyone aboard the S.S. Seabreeze. 

Crachship AHOY

ok i am done with the nautical stuff

enjoy John rubbing Eridan’s horns as Eri moans about it idk

mad props to this dave for pulling the bear thing out of nowhere but next time give a heads up if you want to do furry shit. i was down for the cest but you put in too much zest :(

▼: Dave Strider has been in his room for days, loud snoring and odd beast like growls can be heard coming from his room. He won’t respond to being messaged. He left a little note on his door saying: “Taking a long break, a hibernation i guess?? Do not disturb the peace okay?”
▲: Well, that’s just not going to do. The elder Strider gives Dave two days of hibernation, then decides that it’s probably been two days too long without seeing his brother. So, he bangs the back of his fist against the door. He’s going to do the “protection of privacy” thing first, before kicking the door in. “Bro, we should be past the hibernation phase now.”
▼: Dave didn’t respond, only more snoring was heard.
▲: Okay, yeah, fuck it. Dirk twists the door handle, then pushes hard, cracking the doorframe a bit as he swings the door open.
▼: Dave’s bedroom floor was covered with food scraps and empty jars. A large lump was under Dave’s blanket, snoring peacefully.
▲: Dirk approaches the bed without a thought, and goes to yank the blankets off of the lump. “Okay, seriously, we’re done with the hibernation.”
▼: Under the blanket laid a large and pudgy brown bear, it was wearing familiar sunglasses. It continued to sleep, letting out a small growl.

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texts-from-disney:

[Top image: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast smirking.

Bottom image: Belle with her hands on her hips.]

(845): Make me a sandwich.

(301): The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I’ll make you a sandwich.

two gunshots rang out